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Friday, August 19, 2011

Zombie Wedding and Zombie Yourself

Original Article by Hoob on Youbentmywookie.com

Another love of mine is Zombies.  Here we have a great wedding photo shoot inspired by Zombies. 
The photos have a faint resemblence of a Godzilla movie.  Maybe the epic scream coming from a couple of asians reminds me.


I especially love the grounded, joint decaptation by the newlyweds.


Zombie Me  is another fun toy on the internet to play with. Fill out the info, upload a pic, and zombiefy yourself.  Be careful registering because you might get zombie spam.  Wait a second, zombie spam?  Watch out Hawaii.

Day of the Dead meets Star Wars

Original Article by Hugh Hart of Wired.com

You will learn that I love everything Star Wars.

This is way cool art.  My wife has slowly brought me to enjoy Day of the Dead art, although I still think it resembles transvestites too much, and transvestites are strange.

Comic Con had some cool inspired art like this years ago.  I remember specifically a pink Darth Vader helmet with 70's flowers on it.

An Alien Attack could end Global Warming?

Original Article by NewsCore

"Your Next, Your, Next!!"

Made famous by the late Kevin McCarthy.  He was great in UHF.

The article another attempt from Fox to instill fear into the susceptible, ignorant, malleable, and any other adjectival person watching or reading them. 

Frankly, the "scientists" behind the article are full of s.  If they really think that Aliens would waste their time destroying us to save our planet, they have another thing coming.  If anything, Aliens would kill us, just to kill us.  Maybe they are bored or maybe they just don't like how often our styles change (thank you Zack Morris look-a-like as I left work yesterday). 

By the way, in my opinion, Global Warming is a scam.  A good scam in some ways, GO GREEN-EAT LOCAL-RECYCLE-ETC., but a scam none the less.  Remember the last ice age?  I do, it was cold.  Then it warmed up again.  Then it got cold again.  This is all common knowledge stuff we started learning in 6th grade.  Its called cycling.  Currently, despite the droughts in Texas, we are in a cooling cycle.  Remember last winter?  New York City?  Yeah, that was f'ng cold.  The cooling cycle brings colder winters and longer winters.  Pay attention. 

As the earth continues to rotate in life, it tilts on an axis.  That axis continues tilting throughout life.  The northern and southern hemispheres will cycle temperatures over time.  Why are we so surprised at this stuff?  Have we really gotten so comfortable in our arrogance that we actually think we are smarter than the planet, or physics, or God (considering you believe in god), or Aliens, or that magical energy at the edge of the galaxy that we yearn to believe is the origin of the universe?

All I'm saying is that I, along with at least my wife, believe that news is so sensational now that we have become a nation full of sally's that are too scared to leave our homes or even spend money.

Aliens will come.  They will be small, furry, super intelligent beings that communicate vocally and want to make peace.  After many years of friendship they will realize that we are too arrogant to change the way we are.  At that point they will sadly leave.  Communications will be open over a subspace transmission, but they will for all intense and purposes leave us.

We cant even be friends with each other.  Canadians don't even like us.  They are the most passive people around.  And our neighbors.